BartBaker - Boyfriend Parody lyrics

[Justin] If I was a black man you would be my hoe Or maybe an Asian so we can eat egg rolls I can be a Mexican and dress like a Cholo But I'm just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo [Justin] Saying swag is cool Now I'll make a wish on these magic golden shoes A gypsy sold them to me said they make wishes come true Say hello to a negro in 3, 2 DAMN [Justin] I want to be everything I'm not That's why I say swag a lot [Justin] I wish I was a black man So these big shoes would fit Or maybe an Asian to explain my baby dick I can be a Mexican, Selena told me so But I'm just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo And it really blows [Justin] Hey what's going on guys, can I hang with you? Being a minority that's all I wanna do I like to say swag, I heard you guys do too [Asian] Why the f** your whispering Get the hell out of her dude Justin! Justin! I need to talk to Justin! [Justin] What's the deal doc, I was hangin' with my new friends [Doc] I ran some tests, it turns out that your a girl man [Justin] But I'm with Selena, does that make me a lesbian? [Doc] Exactly [Justin] That explains why I can't find my co*k! It was just small I thought [Justin] Turns out I'm your girlfriend Because I'm not a bro That's why we never had s** I got nothing below I'm actually a lesbian The doctor told me so [Justin] So if you wanna scissor, girl just let me know I'll scissor you for sure [Justin] Now that I know that I am really a girl, don't wanna be a different race no more just a lesbian [Selena] Wait! I need to come clean. There's something about me that you don't know I am not a Lady, I didn't wanna say They would of kicked me off of Wizards of Waverly [Justin] If your actually a man, does that mean I'm straight? This is so damn confusing I thought that I was gay Can we scissor any way [Selena] Okay