BartBaker - White Negro ("The Motto" Parody) lyrics

I'm a black man You don't get it do ya I paint my face white Because I wanna fool ya Go to brown town, talkin' South Central b**h The 5-0 love me like I'm Justin Beiber No matter what I do I don't get in trouble dude Dealing crack, or pissing on the cops roof White face when they see me they always say "You ain't' black, why the f** would we arrest you?" How you feel, How you feel, How you feel? I just robbed a bank and I'm still not in jail! I'm in public exposing myself. Every day, all day And I always get away This is how I steal, This is also how I deal Just put on my white boy shorts and my fake white boy hair As long as these cops are racist as hell I can guarantee you, I won't go to jail White Negro what's up? White as an albino Can't tell I'm a Negro? No matter what I do All the Five-0 They let me go I Put on my white face White face White face When I'm breaking lots of laws I put on my white face White face White face Please don't tell the KKK Can't see me cause the color in the way White Negro, what's up? Ah ah! White Negro, what's up? Ah ah! White as an albino Can't tell I'm a Negro? No matter what I do All the Five-0 They let me go Put on my white face White face White face When I'm breaking lots of laws I put on my white face White face White face Please don't tell the KKK Can't see me cause the color in the way White Negro, what's up? Ah ah! White Negro, what's up? Ah ah! Ah ah!