BartBaker - The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey - "Closer" PARODY lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey Do you remember me? I used to date you I make music now, with this weird dude Let's bang, OK I, forgot how good having s** with you was On these mattresses we stole from your roommate Last night was a-ma-zing When I'm with you I feel like I'm not aging Yeah, I fell the same 'Let's get back together so we'll never age yeah Let's make a song about that Can you sing? Why yes, I can [Chorus] Why don't we call it Closer And make it about that Rover That you never could afford 'Cause you're poor Hey, don't be a jerk Also, let's add a dumb lyric 'Bout that mattress that we stole It has a really bad odor We puked on in back in Boulder [Instrumental Music Plays] Number 1, it's our song Closer Famous singers don't get older [Verse 2] Hey Our song has been #1 for ten years And we still haven't aged a day, Weird That is so great Yes We still look young, our lyrics came true Even though we chain smoke and drink Booze E-ver-y-day Its 2046 We ain't gettin' older but you look like sh** Dicks Now our old friends Are growing bald and gray and getting saggytits But we still both look super hot And still have a huge hit song [Chorus 2] Enough of this delusion Based on lyrics in our music You've been brainwashed by our song He's right, I am here to prove it Take these meds, they'll make you lucid They're anti-delusional You have both been getting older This dream world of yours is over But this can't be Our song Closer, said we're never getting older I'm here to repo your Rover You can't afford it I told her Hand's up dirtbags, don't come closer Is that your mattress from Boulder? Yes it is, I am the owner You jerks stole it We weren't sober! You're going to jail forever By the way, you all have lung cancer