BartBaker - Problem Parody lyrics

(Intro) Heh… It's Iggy Iggz I look like a dude dressed as a girl (That's a major problem) (Verse 1) Hey kids do you remember me from Nickelodeon? I got thin But don't worry I'm still just as dumb Actually more cause now I'm vegan When my body's sideways You cannot see me All this over s**ual dancing just doesn't suit me I look like I'm 10 My skirt is so short I might as well be naked All of my views are from horny dudes spankin' (Chorus 1) Random black guy whispering I'm a random black guy whispering Why is this so zoomed in on my teeth? Can you please zoom out dude? Zoom back in There's broccoli stuck in my teeth I got rib meat stuck between my teeth So please stop zooming in on my teeth Big Sean you need to start flossing (Verse 2) I swear that I'm totally unique Nobody's like me Girl please that's not true Your voice is damn carbon copy of Mariah Carey Hey screw you What he said is a fact b**h just admit that You're clearly trying to steal my ma**ive appeal Aren't you 82? I can sing higher Oh yea? Prove it grandma! AHHHH-AHHHH! AHHHH-AHHHH! AHHHH-AHHHH! (Cutscene) Stop! Both of your voices are way too high and annoying as f** So would you please shut the hell up before you blow everybody's eardrums out. Damn! (Chorus 2) Stop zooming in on my mouth I am getting really annoyed now That's it I am pulling my piece out Zoom in one more time I dare you! (Verse 3) It's Iggy Iggz Uh! My balls just dropped Wake up in the morning dip my face in a plate of cream This set looks like a Tim Burton s** dream My hair is bigger than my huge bu*t in this video My voice sounds like I am rapping through a hole in my throat Iggy Iggy too biggie to be confessin' That I'm actually a big black dude who go into cross dressin' Seeing my real face would make you vomit in a bucket I think that dude in the back must have just Googled that sh** Didn't have enough makeup to cover up my black skin So I dug up Steve Jobs' coffin and stole his sweater from him Have you noticed the backdrop that's been here all along? We've been hypnotizing ya'll to like this song like what! We're hypnotizing you Buy this song on iTunes People say my name reminds them of Starbucks That's because my dad's a Grande coffee cup Hi, sweetheart Hi, daddy (Chorus 3) Sorry Ariana you're through You're getting old almost 22 And we need someone bigger than you Wait what the hell are you saying? You need to get an upgrade Well actually totally replaced Say hi to Ariana Venti I sing even higher than you Noooooooo….. (Outro Cutscene) Holly sh**! That video s**ed All you did is replace one b**h with another b**h Hey, you just zoomed in on my mouth again! Ait! That's it – you one dead motherf**er!