BartBaker - Maroon 5 - "Animals" PARODY lyrics

[Bart Baker]: I've been a pop star for a long time People's s**iest man alive Now it's time for me to be seen As a ma**ive creep That is why in this video I look like a sick pedo And why I'm stalking a lady Like she is fresh meat My beard's gross This video's all about me Maroon 5 is nowhere to be seen I'm showing off my abs and all of my tattoos I've done commercials bout acne I've got a show on NBC It is time that I show you what else I can do (yeah) I can stand in rain in a hoodie I can develop photography I can hump pretend hunks of meat I can act totally crazy I can take pictures on my smartphone I can smear blood on my hot muscles This is just like 'American Psycho' (oh!) How do I make my voice so high? Breaks the windows every time I use helium I inhale it from these balloons When I sing it sounds like the cry Of a dog about to die That's why animals Always show up to my shows GO AWAY! This is the part I act real nuts And cover myself in raw meat guts [Maroon 5 band mate]: Guess he forgot we're in the band too Dick! [Bart Baker]: I look so good it's all about me I am the one fans wanna see [Sam Macaroni]: I'm damn sick of Adam's attitude [Maroon 5 band mate]: This is Maroon 5 not Maroon 1 [JorDance]: Even though now there are 6 of us [Sam Macaroni]: No one even knows who we are [Maroon 5 band mate]: Adam you're always the damn star [Sam Macaroni]: No one wants to watch this weird sh** [Bart Baker]: Of course they do especially this [Maroon 5 band mate]: Check it out now he's acting like a wolf [Bart Baker]: Ooooowhoooooo! [Gsnaps]: Seriously Adam?! You didn't tell me you were gonna pour blood all over me! 'Maroon 5'? More like 'Moron 5'! (slap) UH! [All Maroon 5 band mates]: You're ruining our reputation! This video's disgusting! [Bart Baker]: No it's artistic [Sam Macaroni]: It's just sick! We're tired of this sh**! [Bart Baker]: What the hell are you doing guys? [All Maroon 5 band mates]: Don't worry it's a surprise! [Bart Baker]: That's totally fine as long as I get more screen time [Sam Macaroni]: Oh you will! [Bart Baker]: I don't know why why why why You tied me up I'm scared I'm Too pretty to die die die No!No!No! [All Maroon 5 band mates]: We won't k** you but you might Want to commit suicide After what we have in mind [Bart Baker]: No!No!No! [All Maroon 5 band mates]: And now it's time that we give You a taste of your own medicine By making your a** listen To your own voice [Bart Baker]: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!