BartBaker - Little Things Parody lyrics

[Zayn] This song was designed to make you feel lovely By pointing out the flaws on your fat body And pretending that we love them to make you feel pretty But clearly you're ugly [Fat Girl] “WAIT WHAT?” [Liam] You know nobody loves those gross wrinkles by your eyes Your huge thighs are hideous and your stomach is super-sized You have to buy two seats on airlines whenever you fly But that's why you're special to me [Fat Girl] “OH WAIT THIS IS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WEIRD!” [One D] Your double chin and stretch marks make you stand out [Niall] I play guitar [One D] Yes it's true That's you – you are huge And look like a dude But that's why we love you [Fat Girl] “YOU REALLY LOVE ME!” [One D] Did we mention that you're fat [Louis] Hey can I sing about Harry for a second? [Harry] Sure [Louis] I know everything about my pal Harry Like how he has a mole on the shaft on his mate And those daily masturbations that we do so secretly Are what make my life complete [Harry] Back to the things we like about that fat ape Both of your nipples look like pan cakes Your bush hair is huge like Don King's dew But you're perfect to me [Fat Girl] “UM, I'M CONFUSED.” [One D] What we're basically saying Is your hideous You have zits Hairy tits And your lips smell like bad fish But we love that gross sh** [Zayn] We're not talking about the lips on your mouth [Harry] Who want's to s** my d**** [Justin] I will – never say never! [Harry] What the hell Justin, this isn't your f**in video! [Justin] Oh well, I was just answering the question dogg! [Harry] I got Louie for that! [Louis] Yeah!!~ Oh! [Justin] Screw you guys! [Harry] Now where were we boys! [Louis] Oops I let your little thing slip out of my mouth! [Louis] I'm sorry! [Harry] No, don't be It's tiny [Louis] Hey same with me! [Niall] And me [Liam] And me [Zayn] And me [One D] We all have little things