BartBaker - Justin Bieber - "Confident" PARODY lyrics

Don't you deport me Don't you deport me Oh no no, oh no no You can't deport me I am invincible f** this, I'm Justin Ain't heading north like that I ain't done nothing to deserve that, uh uh Your stupid rules don't apply to me Ah ah ah ah ahhh This cough syrup's making me dizzy now That's right i'm above the law Like Steve Seagal But hotter My crime spree, started slow Got faster One egging next door Want some more? Raided by the feds They found all my meds Then I got caught dragging High on weed and drinking But I had my dad with me Dipsh** helped me block the streets [Dad] It's teenage mentality Just doing what teenage boys do [Justin] Dad forgot to mention [Dad] Swag [Justin] He's 38 Beliebers, beliebe me I'm innocent Ha, I just lied to you And I'm fine with it Cause I don't understand A consequence [Cutscene] [President Obama] Hello? [Justin] Dozen eggs and some sizzurp [President Obama] Hello, you just cut in line [Justin] I don't wait in lines Name's Justin [President Obama] I know who you are [Justin] Are these Takis, I love Takis Just kidding, what are Takis? Taki's how you say it, just kidding I love Takis Just kidding that the heck is that? [President Obama] They're small taquitos [Justin] Well I would love to taki to you on the phone About you not deporting me back to Canada [President Obama] That is the lamest attempt I ever heard [Justin] Prostitute! [President Obama] But that mustache though [Justin] It will be her first time Oh, yeah, yeah On JB gross 'stache ride Feel so damn good Oh, yeah, yeah Like a porcupine [Woman] You're a dick kid [Justin] Oh no, no I'm just a codeine addict God i'm faded Like the time in the plane cabin [Pilot] Attention Attention Please stop smoking weed you two I cannot fly this jet Need oxygen [Justin] f** you, my dad said it's cool! I will keep on dancing Until we're romancing [Woman] Nasty boy I am pricey 1K to s** my b**bies [Dad] Is there room for family? I want to take a picture too [Woman] Oh, by the way Justin [Justin] What b**h? [Woman] This was a sting! [FBI] Freeze! You're under arrest for the solicitation Of prostitution Son of a b**h! [Justin] Oh, no, no, Oh, no, no This is bullsh**, let me go You a**holes, I didn't do it! I need to, try to look Like i'm innocent [Judge] Stop making that stupid face inside my court room Since this is your first real crime... [Justin] Oh yeah, yeah [Judge] I think i'll let you slide [President Obama] Hold the damn phone! [Justin] Oh no, no! [President Obama] There's public outcry! [Jury] Go home Justin! [Justin] Hell no, no [Jury] We're tired of your antics [Justin] I might be busted Oh yeah, yeah But I can still reek havoc [President Obama] Deporting this disease Just won't cut it Justin needs to get his Scrawny a** kicked [Justin] Oh, no, no Oh, no, no You can't do this! [President Obama] Oh yes yes, Oh yes yes I just did b**h! Take his Canadian a** away! My daughters like One Direction better anyway [Justin] Where are you taking me? I won't throw any more eggs I promise! Oh sh**, Blake Griffin! [Blake] I'm gonna slap that ratstache right off your pretty little face! [Justin] No please, please Mr. Griffin [End]