(Justin:) My girl doesn't love me [Justin: Will you always be a Belieber? Justin's ex girl: Yes.] (Justin:) Her new love is 1D (Justin:) I'm under pressure I puked at my show Now my girl prefers One Direction Was a Belieber But now she has no interest in my baby sized erection (Justin:) She wants to Bang Harry Why doesn't she wanna bang me? Doesn't she know that I've got swaaaaaaag! (Justin:) Girl, why don't you love me? I'm better than 1D Even though I threw up at my last live show (Justin:) And what's with your daddy? He's extremely scary I'm pretty sure that he wants to slit my throat (Justin:) Oh my god that's Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Harry from 1D! (Harry:) We had s** s** s** s** s** s** And she told me she hates you Right after she she she she she she blew me I'm sorry (Justin:) Is my run over? Everywhere I go people are laughing at my milk barf Yes, I'm a poser But that's no reason to replace the sticker that's on your car (Justin:) What about all you guys? You're my dancers, you must be on my side (Dancer #1:) Sorry but we prefer boy bands. (Justin:) Guys please do not leave me You gotta belieb me I'm better than 1D, I'm telling the truth (Dancer #2:) Did you just stay belieb? That's totally corny (Dancer 3#:) Plus One Direction doesn't lip sync and puke. (Justin:) But I am so Swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swaggy Can't you see? Nobody lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves me I f**ing hate 1D