[Iggy Azalea] First thing, first, I'm a white chick [Student] Wait, what ?! The whole world was confused when they learned this [Student] She's not black ?! [Iggy Azalea] And I sound just like Nicki Minaj If she swallowed down testosterone pills mixed with hot sauce [Student] True ! [Iggy Azalea] If you wanna get rap famous Hey ! Act dirty south and say "hey" like this Hey ! Parody a movie like Clueless And then shake your, abnormally large for white girls, hips Hey ! [Students] You're a fake, give Nicki her goddamn style back ! You look like Gwen Stefani had s** with Riff Raff ! [Iggy Azalea] You be trippin', got that hood swag [Cla**] You're from Australia ! Stop acting black ! [Charli XCX] No one knows me ! Just some random chick They found in the street To sing this obnoxious chorus My name's Charli No, I am not Lorde We just look the same [Fan] I'm a huge fan of Royals ! [Charli XCX] I am not Lorde !](3486739) [Iggy Azalea] I said : make a music vid based on the film Clueless It's the most time I've spent in school, the truth is I am half retarded, high school I departed That's why my tweets are so ignorant and racist garbage If you're Asian, fix your weird eyes Mexicans are dirty and wide And I swear I meant that they're so much I'm gonna tweet two more times If you don't speak English, eat sh** All Black people get arrested Speaking of which I look like Marlon Wayans From the flick White Chicks Now, tell me who dat, who dat ? That is half and half* From the waist up, I am white But from the a** down, I am black I be that I-C-C-Y*, wrote it with a crayon I can't spell because my IQ is negative ten [Charli XCX] Just like Iggy I'm stupid also ! Think there's a highway from LA* to Tokyo [Teacher] There's an ocean ! [Charli XCX] Can you drive on it ? [Teacher] You must be jokin' ! This is why they tell kids to go to college ! [Iggy Azalea] Who-who-who-who dat ? Who dat ? [Teacher] I-G-G-Y That is your name, spell that ! [Iggy Azalea] I-E-G-I ? [Teacher] No ! Spell that, spell that ! [Iggy Azalea] H-R-T-5 ? [Teacher] Nooooooooo o-o-oo ! [Iggy Azalea] Who-who-who-who dat ? Who dat ? [Teacher] Albert Einstein ! [Iggy Azalea] Who dat ? Who dat ? [Teacher] You're kidding me, right ?! [Iggy Azalea] Who-who-who-who dat ? Who dat ? [Teacher] I told you three times ! How the hell are you so goddamn slow ?!