[Sang] Used to be the hardcore type Pounding randoms every night But I'm switching up my style For Selena Gomez Heard about how your last guy Couldn't do ya' how ya' like I'ma make our romance last By staying between your legs You've been scared of love 'cause your ex was a douche Didn't feel ya' coming like The Weeknd do Feel it with my tongue, take a note, Justin Biebs That's why this songs' about you orgasming Selena's coming Selena's coming, Biebs Not for you, Justin Now she's coming for me Selena's coming Selena's coming, Biebs From my hip-thrusting She's coming endlessly I have got to get her back What's he have that I don't have? Plus his music is straight wack And why is he on Mars? I challenge you to a match Who invited the douchebag? First man to make her climax Wins the Latina's heart Fine, I'll kick your bu*t, but, first, here are the rules There will be no touch, just sensual dance moves Twerks, and body thrusts. Okay, sounds good to me Winner will be judged by my orgasming Go! I'll have her coming Faster than you, a** face No, you won't, Justin This one's called the M.J Oh, please, that's nothing I call this the Ass Quake I feel it coming Keep dancing, yes, that's great Selena's coming Selena's coming, yay Selena's coming Selena's coming, yay [Spoken] No. No wait, no! Stop the music This isn't working Justin, The Weeknd I'm a faker, I've been faking this entire time Neither one of you actually do it for me So, yeah, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna go What the hell, man!? This is all your fault! Yo, screw you, man! I can't believe it... She was faking it the whole time? Yeah... Neither can I You know what, man? I was just jealous of you I actually do like your music I, I like your music too Really? Yeah