BartBaker - "I Don't Wanna Live Forever" Parody lyrics

[Sung] Thanks to Taylor Swift I just got my biggest hit since Pillowtalk I'm 'bout to sing falsetto Time to sound like I don't have balls Hey, there Zayny, haha! Are you crazy? Shut up! I got a great idea. Hahahaha! I miss Harry, I bet you miss Perrie I know how we can get them back We say we can't live without them And we'll die if they're not by our sides Do you mean like a threat? Exactly We'll tell them we'll commit suicide If they don't come back home Nooo, no, no, nooo We wouldn't really do it, we'd lie (No) I don't want her back, though I text-dumped her, don't you know? Well, you better help me, or else I (No) Won't do this cameo Zayn and I have decided If you don't come back, we'll k** ourselves. Hahahaha! And when we die, our blood will be on your hands Taylor, what the hell? Hahaha! Hey there, Harry This is scary Do you mean that text? Yeah, it's insane Taylor's a psycho But we still have to go Why? Zayn's still in love with me! Zayn, we can get back together So there's no need to blow out your brains Oh, Harry, you showed up! Whatever What's wrong? It's just a trick Shut up, Zayn! These guns are just for show Screw this, I am gonna go Taylor, you are sick, and deranged! Nobody's going home! HAHAHAHAHA! She's the devil Yeah, I know Time to murder all of you Wait! I can't lie anymore I still love you No, you don't I swear, I do, that's why I say that you and I should both Take poison, so we can go live in hell together Okay! Here, I got poison Whoa Well, go on, drink it, let's go! He's gonna die! He'll be okay Her mouth's starting to foam! How are you still fine? Don't know Yours is still full! Uh oh [Spoken] Back off, Perrie Good luck shaking that one off, you wench Hey, this doesn't mean we're having another three-way Oh, that was weird