BartBaker - Hotline Bling Parody lyrics

[Drake] I used to have a girlfriend Then she saw my dancin' Yeah My girlfriend left me, I'm so alone Now she's out there having fun She should be sad at home How dare she live and move on? I'm so depressed my phone won't ring She always used to call me Is it because my breath stinks? Or all of my stupid memes? This is an especially dumb move Now it looks like I'm pushing something down My sweatshirt's got a drawing of an owl I get away with bad fashion somehow Hey baby you came back [Nebby] Get off me dude! You're the one who left town You left me here You could've had me, you chose your career So wipe away your fake a** whiny tears! [Drake] This music sounds like when you're on hold Waiting till someone picks up [Random girl telling off Drake 1] You're a thief dude you stole [Random girl telling off Drake 2] The beat from D.R.A.M.'s song "CHA CHA" [Drake] I'm the black male Taylor Swift Writing songs about exes Dancing like I'm Carlton Who wants to be my Fresh Prince? Ever since I quit 'Degra**i' I've tried to Make people forget I'm an actor Accept me as a legit rapper I've tried real hard to act much "blacker" [Meek Mill] Guess that's why you got a ghost writer dude! You're a fraud that's why I got Minaj Said you were first in line I took your spot By the way your ex is also on my jock Ha! [Drake] This cannot be happening, hell no! I thought you needed my love [Nebby] Screw you and OVO! [Drake] What!? That's it now I am charged up! [Meek Mill] What the hell is happening!? [Nebby] He's having a meme fury! [Nicki Minaj] Meek let's get out of here please! [Drake] Sorry but you're not leaving! Now it's time for more bad dancing