BartBaker - Hello Kitty Parody lyrics

I'm a psycho pale germaphobe Don't, don't, don't, don't touch me The sun is burning me I can't stand sunlight It's been ten years since I've been outside You can take a pic but don't come near me (o-oh, o-oh, o-oh) My skin is translucent I look like a Skrillex mutant Get this vampire away from me Hey, hey, hey, hey I don't need your judgement The guy from Nickelback is my husband I get enough sh** already Your husband's music s**s I used to be punk rock But now I'm trying to act J-pop My career's dead, someone help me (hey, hey, hey, hey) This video's so bad That Hello Kitty has banned me I am so immature Dressed up like I am four Am I a rocker or anime? I'm so c-c-confused You stole my haircut and skin tone And my dubstep style you ho This song is a horrible joke These lyrics fit on a Post-It note This vid is so racist Made my dancers look cloned and brainless 'Cause they all look alike to me Is this b**h serious? Paid them tons of money To stereotype their country We bring dishonor to family Hey, hey, hey, hey Calm down, Mrs. Lavigne I don't carry disease You look extremely sickly Someone k** this guy dead He just touched my forehead Get me disinfected right now please I, I, I, I can't breathe Why are you moving like a cartoon? Because that's what Japanese girls do They all clap their hands and sound like this Get out of here you damn racist Avril, you must stop this Everybody hates it Even more than they despise Nickelback I think we were way off Dubstep J-pop's not hot The way back to the top is rap Gre-gre-gre-great idea!