BartBaker - Fifth Harmony ft. Kid Ink - "Worth It" PARODY lyrics

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BartBaker - Fifth Harmony ft. Kid Ink - "Worth It" PARODY lyrics

This song's totally worthless It's so generic It's got stale lyrics And derivative music “Talk Dirty” have you heard it? This sounds just like it Why the hell are we dancing In front of the stock markets? Ok This song also sounds a whole lot like “Problem” Crossed with an old Jewish wedding song I look like Chris Brown on crack With these scary face tats Like I just got out of Prison prison prison prison prison These girls' choreography is sh**ty sh**ty sh**ty sh**ty sh**ty I can't watch it no mo! Right now you're prolly asking why My voice is low Then it goes really high And why I'm kicking this guy Can you stop? Your heel went in my eye! I'm the tallest in the band But believe I can steal your man If you wonder if I can Go ahead Just ask his fine a** I am having trouble gettin these Gla**es off my face I am the black girl in the group We've got one from every race Na uh you don't have an Asian Ooh we must have spaced This white girl we have really can't sing so She can be replaced This song's about how we're worth it Worth having s** with As if we're harlots Or hookers trying to get rich But in this we're actin Like powerful women Abusing these men It doesn't make any sense I am the cutest in the group And I got a smokin hot body too But our stylist has no clue He dressed me in this uns**y suit Ew It's because in this vid You play Wall Street executives Who came up with that concept I don't know but it sure is stupid I am trying way too hard to be Sexy to young dudes I wink and flip my hair around I do every cliche move I want boys to say I'm hot In the comments for this vid I look like Nicole Scherzinger and Zayn Malik had a kid We're the girl One Direction We're a collection Of past contestants The ‘X Factor' rejected But I got an erection First time I saw them So I signed them And now they let me shag them Ok This song also sounds a whole lot like “Problem” Crossed with an old Jewish wedding song I look like Chris Brown on crack With these scary face tats Like I just got out of Prison prison prison prison prison These girls' choreography is sh**ty sh**ty sh**ty sh**ty sh**ty I can't watch it no mo! We are suing you Why? Cos we've both been hara**ed! You made me squeeze your junk1 And you stuck your golf club up my a**! This is unacceptable behavior it cannot pa**! And I demand justice for my clients and I want it fast! You can sue them penniless But they're now worthless They lost all their cash In the stock market What?! Sorry girls you're now homeless