BartBaker - Fancy Parody lyrics

First things first I'm a white chick [Random kid:] Wait,what? [Iggy:] The whole world was confused when they learned this [Random kid:] She's not black? [Iggy:] And I sound just like Nicki Minaj if she swallowed down testosterone pills mixed with hot sauce [Random kid:] True [Iggy:] If you wanna get rap famous Heh! Act dirty South and heh like this: Heh! Parody a movie like Clueless and then shake your abnormally large for white girl hips [Random kid:] You a fake, give Nicki her style back! [Random kid:] You look like Gwen Stefani had s** with Riff Raff [Iggy:] You be trippin' got that hood swag [The cla**:] You're from Australia! Stop acting black! [Charli:] No one knows me just some random chick they found on the street to sing this obnoxious chorus My name's Charli No I am not Lorde! We just look the same [Random kid:] I am a huge fan of Royals! [Charli:] I am not Lorde! [Iggy:] I said make a music vid based on the film Clueless It's the most time I've spent in school The truth is I am retarded, High school I Departed That's why my tweets are ignorant and racist garbage If you're Asian fix your weird eyes Mexicans are dirty and wide And I swear meant that there so much I'm gonna tweet two more times If you don't speak English, Eat sh** All the black people get arrested speaking of which I look like Marion Wayans from the flick: White chicks Now tell me Who dat, who dat That is half and half From the waist up I am White But from the a** down I'm black I be that I-C-C-Y wrote it with crayon I can't spell because my IQ is negative ten [Charli:] Just like Iggy I'm stupid also Think there's a highway from LA to Tokyo? [Teacher:] There's an ocean [Charli:] Can you drive on it? [Teacher:] You must be jokin' this is why they tell kids to go to college [Iggy:] Who-who-who-who dat? Who dat? [Teacher:] I-G-G-Y That is your name, spell that! [Iggy:] I-E-G-I? [Teacher:] No! Spell that,spell that! [Iggy:] H-R-T-5? [Teacher:] Noooooooooooo o-o-o! [Iggy:] Who-who-who dat, who dat? [Teacher:] Albert Einstein! [Iggy:] Who dat? Who dat? [Teacher:] You're kidding me, right? [Iggy:] Who-who-who-who dat, who dat? [Teacher:] I told you three times! How the hell are you so goddamn slow?