BartBaker - Eminem ft. Rihanna - "The Monster" PARODY lyrics

[Hook 1: Rihanna] I'm friends with a monster, his name's Eminem Going to take a journey inside of his head I'm trying to save him don't fight this process Have you seen Inception? Yeah, we stole that conception [Verse 1: Eminem] I'm inside my brain trying to find out my true freak, you see Need to reveal the real me Do you think that this elevator's an antique? I think I'm going to get motion sick, excuse me Looks like I ate cake and tacos too and there's mom's spaghetti Knees weak, palms are sweaty, wrong song you deadbeat! Now I see me, wait this is confusing Why do I look like a baby? It's the birth of Slim Shady Don't you see? You and Dr. Dre created me Get me out of here RiRi (Oh sh**, he woke up, time to hit him back to sleep) Goddamn, I'm back in this weird dream I'm beginning to think that Rihanna is not a real shrink You should just listen to me Do d**, bash gays Hate on boy bands, and always be angry Here's some pills to help you think [Hook 2: Rihanna] Em should get a sponsor, he's such a pill head Maybe from Vicodin, Valium or Ambien He's always so pissed off, he can't catch his breath Eminem calm down please Stop with all the yelling [Verse 2: Eminem] Flashback to my wigger mindset I look like I stole somebody's over-sized UPS outfit And freebased in it And on top of all of that crap I'm wearing a doo-rag and can't control my hands Cut me slack I was trailer trash Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo! Who the hell's this f*ggot a** dude yodelling? Dude I don't know, it's your weird a** dream (I'm here Elton John the gay pianist You're still using that word? Time for you to pay Come here give me a kiss. Oh no, my toupee!) Without that stupid wig you look cute actually Can I please s** your dick? What the hell's happening in my head? Why did I just offer dome to a gay guy? If I'm relaying what the voice in my head's saying I really am disturbed [Hook 3: Rihanna] Marshall's on a roof now, how did that happen? Pretty sure that elevator was descendin' I guess his messed up head can't tell direction Whatever, never mind, back to the storyline This song's almost over, this must be the end (Whatever is) Whatever is in that box must be his demon (Wait, what the) Wait, what the f** it's a giant M&M (You dumba**) You dumba**, don't you see? This is your destiny Set yourself free! [Outro x2: Eminem] Cause I'm a candy, yes I'm a man candy Now my rap name finally makes sense to you and me Moral of the story kids, don't do d** Don't do d**, don't do d** [Children] (Who the f** is this guy?) (I don't know, my stupid mom hired him)