BartBaker - Cock Cake (Rihanna ft. Chris Brown "Birthday Cake" Parody) lyrics

("Chris Brown") (Spoken) God Damn Rihanna! You're getting fat as hell b**h I'm getting ready to whoop yo' a** again if you don't stop shovin' all them ding dong cakes down your piehole! (Fat Rihanna) Eating until I vomit Until I vomit Eating until I vomit Vomit Vomit Betcha wanna rub my big body My big body Come and rub my big body Big big big big It's not even my birthday But I want to eat these cake co*ks Smear em' all over my body Can't wait to shove them in my mouth I want those co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k.. Oh baby I like it, it's getting me wet! Shove em' down my gullet, until I vomit co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k.. ("Chris Brown") Ooh baby I hate it, it's making me sick Giving me that soft stick. I wanna vomit! (Fat Rihanna) It's not even my birthday But I'm eating until I vomit And I hope Chris doesn't punch me But I'm eating until I vomit ("Chris Brown") Girl, I wanna beat you right now Been a long time. I miss hitting your body If you don't put that cake down I'll give your face a pound. Ol' Breezy's angry! It's not even your birthday So why you eating all these cake co*ks? Gonna slap you in your fat face Punch that food right out your mouth (Spoken) Your rolls are giving me cold sweats You're askin' for a double black eye! And a swift kick to the gut! You're making me sick b**h (Fat Rihanna) I want those co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k.. ("Chris Brown") You're askin' for a fat lip! If you don't stop this (Fat Rihanna) I'mma make you my b**h Come here and pinch my nip nips! co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes, co*k cakes My body and icing, it's so enticing I'm starting to feel sick I need to take a big sh** ("Chris Brown") Seriously Ri-Ri you gotta stop eating all that god dam wiener cake It's getting out of control And I can't even find your clam anymore with all that fat