BartBaker - Can't remember to forget you parody lyrics

Did you all know that I'm still alive? I'm making a song so I'm still relevant Have to shake my a** to disguise the fact that whenever I sing I sound like I'm yodeling No one understands me or the words I say it's like I am gargling water And did you know I just had a baby wanna see it feed? Well if you stay I'll show you, show you, show you Oh oh oo oh oh Oh oh oo oh oh Please don't remember to forget me Oh oh oo oh oh Oh oh oo oh oh I sound exactly like a def girl now And if you look at me then you will clearly see That I'm much hotter with my hair straight Oh oh oo oh oh Oh oh oo oh oh Oh no, the secret to my weird voice P.S. I'm besties with Rihanna A gig is a gig Here for the drinks I'll do anything If I get paid in advance I really don't know who Shakira is I honestly thought this was a Kesha video Hold on for a second Hold on for a sec I need to take a nude for InstaDamn she's a ho We like putting big brown things inside our mouths I think I feel a Oh no! Ew gross! Oh oh oo oh oh Oh oh oo oh oh We're both having s** with the air now Oh oh oo oh oh Oh oh oo oh oh Does anybody have any Pepto? God these walls feel so good Nothing beats real hard wood Oh sh**, I just got a splinter Ohhhh — Ohhhhh! Oh hell no get off my ho You can't forget me cause I beat you That's her right there boys That b**h stole my voice Prepare to get your Latin a** sued I did not steal it Don't sue me Kermit I was just borrowing it you a**hole You're gonna do hard time for this horrendous crime Nobody f**s with the Muppets! Oh oh oo oh oh Oh oh oo oh oh Who's gonna take my job at the voice?