BartBaker - Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna - "This Is What You Came For" PARODY lyrics

[Rihanna] This song Was written 'bout Taylor Before Calvin got dumped poor dude Back when he was in love with her And she was in love Too It seemed too good to be true They were such a cute Couple but then pretty soon Taylor started to do What she always starts to do Act all cuckoo She said [Taylor] Where The hell have you been? [Calvin] Working On a new song for you [Taylor] Bullsh**, what's it called then Calvin? [Calvin] It's called "This is what you came for" And it's all about You [Taylor] I do not believe you [Calvin] Baby I swear it's true [Taylor] Then explain this picture dude [Calvin] She is singing the tune [Taylor] Now I know what i've gotta do Watch every move [Rihanna] Taylor proceeded to Never let him out view Her eyes were always glued To everything he would do But he still loved her true [Calvin] I love how you stare at me boo [Taylor] I don't trust you! [Rihanna] One day When Taylor's eyes were shut Calvin Snuck to a ma**age spot That was known for giving handjobs And photographers Caught him leaving the shop Taylor saw the news and thought [Taylor] He'll pay for that handjob Once he releases his song About me I'll cheat on Him and dump his a** for Tom Hiddleston [Rihanna] And so Taylor played along for Five months Until his song came out [Taylor] It's time! [Calvin] Baby, our song is a huge hit I put My soul in it for you [Taylor] That's great but Calvin Dear guess what? I've been cheating on You with Tom Hiddleston [Calvin] The bad guy from Thor wait what? I thought we had true love [Taylor] That's before your rub and tub [Calvin] It was only a rub [Taylor] Bullsh**, now it is time I must Finish you off