BartBaker - Anaconda PARODY lyrics
This song is about bu*ts These girls all have big bu*ts This video is pretty much just a bunch of big bu*ts I'm dry humping bamboo in a jungle My bu*t's so big it's like two gigantic bubbles And I always show it off cause it's my greatest a**et but it's enhanced by surgery yes it's made out of plastic It's not real real real Cost major cash and my surgery bill is going up fast Got work on my nose and my lips plus tit implants my fake teeth Mister Ed status Feed me a carrot Booty shake with a snake ninety five percent of me is fake Twerkin' so hard it cause a ma**ive earthquake Now I'm rapping so damn fast think my tongue's about to break Later in the video I am gonna dance for Drake Basically I am a stripper who also knows how to rap But my lyrics are real bad they're complete and utter crap I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb A turntable with fruit A pink speaker and skull This video is things that don't make any sense And bu*ts You ripped off "Baby Got Back" I'm pissed off Turned it to trash Give me some Of all that cash Ha ha b*tch please (Flatulence) Talk to the a$$ For some reason there's a gym out in the jungle Where I lift these tiny weights to work out my fake muscles I pump real hard but there's no sweat on my complexion Cause I numb all my sweat glands with these Botox injections Then I slam my cr*tch. Into the floor rap about s** non-stop Act like a w*ore. Waste the talent I got Writing lyrics that will turn your brain to rot I am a dumb s*it Kitchen scene Whipping cream Squirt the whole can out on my t*t skin My super s*utty act is wearing real thin In about seven years I'm gonna look like Lil Kim Rapping so d*mn fast to hide the fact that I'm dim So plastic when I die throw me in recycling Drake is sitting in a chair now I'm gonna dance for him I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb I don't want a lap dance Your bu*t is too d*mn fat You're gonna eat this a$$ I can't! No I need air! Stop Grrrffmm urvvmmem meh furrhhh What are you saying Drake? I'm trying to warn you Nicki behind you there's a snake Oh my gosh! Look at that snake! That's right b*tch He hasn't ate And he loves juicy bu*t steak Anaconda eat that fake skank My Anaconda ate Nick's buns and now this dumb song's done