BartBaker - 22 Parody lyrics

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BartBaker - 22 Parody lyrics

[Taylor Swift] It feels like the perfect day to torture my ex's and then put on their skin [Harry] HELP ME! [Taylor Swift] Shut up, Harry! [Taylor Swift] I escaped from the asylum and kidnapped all of them So I could get my revenge [John] You're sick! [Taylor Swift] Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah! I got: Joe Jake John and Kennedy all wrapped up in duct tape [Harry] b**h give me back my f**in face [Taylor Swift] Fat chance Today is the first day of the never ending hell day It's time! [Exes] Uh oh! [Taylor Swift] Now, you will be mine until the end of all time I will never let you leave [John] Somebody call the police [Taylor Swift] You better shut your mouth or I will cut your tongue out [Jake] Why are you dancing like that? [Taylor Swift] Cause I'm a psychopath Now it's your turn to dance [Joe] AHHHHH! You just shot me in my a** [Taylor Swift] You shouldn't of dumped me Now you're all burried Let's watch Taylor Perry [Exes] Please, just k** us [Taylor Swift] It's MADEA GOES TO JAIL [Exes] AHH! [Taylor Swift] My favorite movie Hallelujah [Joe] This proves she's crazy [John] AHHH! It's making my eyes bleed [Taylor Swift] Yeah! Soon you will all become members of my d**h cult [Joe] Ah, excuse me! [Taylor Swift] After the murder ritual [Exes] Oh crap! [Taylor Swift] Ane we will spend eternity together below IN HELL, ah-ha-ha-ha! [Exes] Uh oh! [Taylor Swift] All the rumors are true, I am Satan [Exes] Yeah we knew [Taylor Swift] Their heads must all come off BRB I'll get the saw [Joe] Dude, she dropped her cell phone [John] Pick it up, call the Po – Po [Jake] We'll be dead once they get here I have a better idea, Send! [Taylor Swift] AH! What are you doing? [Exes] Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! [Taylor Swift] AH! [Exes] We were not doing anything [Taylor Swift] No matter! Time to die Oh, no, no, no! [Taylor Swift] I'll see you in the after life [Jesus] Hey! Hey! Drop the weapon Miss Swift! [Exes] OMG! It's JESUS! [Taylor Swift] HOW DID YOU FIND ME JC! [Jesus] I got a text from Jake G [Jake] We're actually quite close He likes all my Facebook posts [Jesus] And he follows me on Twitter Anyway, back to Taylor now! Time to take care of you [Taylor Swift] I can't move [Jesus] With this holy water balloon [Taylor Swift] Ah! Get that away from me, you fool! [Jesus]Sorry, but your time here is through