Bart Simpson - Anyone Else lyrics

Lisa: Hey, what are you hiding Under that funny hair? I know the lights are on But there's nobody there I need a new life I need a new next of kin So, I've got news for you Brother, I'm trading you in... [Hook:] Lisa and Back-Up Singers For anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you Anyone else in the whole wide world would do Lisa: Somebody who'd be a friend in me Somebody who would care about me Lisa and Back-Up Singers: Anyone else in the whole wide world would do (Bart whistles to get Lisa's attention) [Bart:] Hey, Little Miss Perfect Who made you the queen? Who said it was cool To be so squeaky clean? Aw, man I need a playmate Someone who knows how to have some fun So I've got news for you Sister, your time has come Your time has come! [Hook: Bart and Back-Up Singers]: Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you Anyone else in the whole wide world would do [Bart:] Somebody who's got a radical mind Over the edge and way out of line [Bart and Back-Up Singers:] Anyone else in the whole wide world would do [Lisa:] Gonna trade you in Hmmmmmm, yeah I'm gonna trade you in You know you're too much to take You're completely deranged I'd sell you for a dime And give nine cents change [Bart:] I wouldn't take any money That's a losing bet I'd trade you in For anyone I could get Lisa: Anything I could get! Bart: Anytime I could get it! Lisa: Anywhere I could get it! [Hook: Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:] Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you Anyone else in the whole wide world would do Bart: Somebody who'd be a friend in me Lisa: Somebody who would care about me! [Hook: Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:] Anyone else in the whole wide world... Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you Anyone else in the whole wide world would do [Bart:] Somebody who'd be a friend in me [Lisa:] Somebody who would care about me! [Hook: Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:] Anyone else in the whole wide world... Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you