Bart Baker - Rude Parody lyrics

I have a girl she is my girlfriend but she don’t know it Save her a place here in my bed by where her shrine is Check her accounts to see where she’s been Twitter, Snapchat, Facebook Her car’s at her house so she must be in I’m your daughter’s stalker can I make her my wife? Say yes Say yes Go to hell a**hole crappy fake reggae one hit wonders aren’t my daughter’s type get the hell away from my house psycho! OMG her dad’s so rude Creepy stalkers have rights too There’s nothing that he can do His daughter is gonna marry me She’ll be my girl It is our destiny I’ll be her world And she’ll always obey me Did that weird guy just say that he’s stalking me? He should really use sham poooooooooo The Jamaican accent in my voice is totally fake But my love’s real and she has no choice She will be my life mate Here family’s so hungry Waiting for the guy from Dominos I will steal his clothing This time I’ll surely get thru the door Did you order a large pepperoni deep dish? I did yes, thanks I paid on the phone Let me put it on the table for you No just give me it Hey wait aren’t you That creep from before! Don’t come back or you’ll be screwed I’m calling the cops on you Just one sec before you do Can I at least smell your panties babe? Come near my girl and you’ll get an a** kicking! You can’t fight fate we’re meant to be family If you come back I will fill you full of lead! How the hell did I get nude? I call on the spirits to help make her my wife Hey check it out it’s Bob Marley’s ghost Promise no more lame fake reggae songs the rest of your life and I’ll grant your wish I swear on my soul Time to change this old man’s tude (WHAT THE HELL!) With my magic Marley doob My daughter is all yours dude Does anyone have a piece of cake? I now pronounce you stalker and stalkee You may now kiss your bridal abductee Hold up you freak there’s one thing before you kiss me I am actually a dude David Copperfield! That’s right! And now for my greatest magic trick of all time, I’ll make an extremely annoying one hit wonder band disappear Now that’s what I call magic, man Ya…