Bart Baker - Hello Kitty Parody lyrics

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Bart Baker - Hello Kitty Parody lyrics

[Avril Lavigne:] I'm a psycho pale germaphobe Don't, don't, don't, don't touch me The sun is burning me I can't stand sunlight It's been ten years since I've been outside You can take a pic but don't come near me (o-oh, o-oh, o-oh) My skin is translucent I look like a Skrillex mutant [Woman:] Get this vampire away from me [Avril:] Hey, hey, hey, hey I don't need your judgement The guy from Nickelback is my husband I get enough sh** already [Man #1:] Your husband's music s**s [Avril:] I used to be punk rock But now I'm trying to act J-pop My career's dead, someone help me (hey, hey, hey, hey) This video's so bad The lyrics are so sad That Hello Kitty has banned me I am so immature Dressed up like I am four Am I a rocker or anime? I'm so c-c-confused [Skrillex:] You stole my haircut and skin tone And my dubstep style you ho This song is a horrible joke These lyrics fit on a Post-It note [Avril:] This vid is so racist Made my dancers look cloned and brainless 'Cause they all look alike to me [Japanese dancer #2:] Is this b**h serious? [Avril:] Paid them tons of money To stereotype their country [All Japanese dancers:] We bring dishonor to family [Avril:] Hey, hey, hey, hey [Man #2:] Calm down, Mrs. Lavigne I don't carry disease You look extremely sickly [Avril:] Someone k** this guy dead He just touched my forehead Get me disinfected right now please I, I, I, I can't breathe [Chef:] Why are you moving like a cartoon? [Avril:] Because that's what Japanese girls do They all clap their hands and sound like this [Chef:] Get out of here you damn racist [Chad Kroeger:] Avril, you must stop this Everybody hates it Even more than they despise Nickelback [Avril:] I think we were way off Dubstep J-pop's not hot The way back to the top is rap [Chad:] Gre-gre-gre-great idea!