Bart Baker - Confident Parody lyrics

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Bart Baker - Confident Parody lyrics

[Justin Bieber:] Don't you deport me Don't you deport me Oh no no, oh no no You can't deport me I am invincible f** this, I'm Justin Ain't heading north just like that I ain't done nothing to deserve that, uh uh Your stupid rules don't apply to me Ah ah ahhh This cough syrup's making me dizzy now That's right I'm above the law Like Steve Seagah But hotter My crime spree started slow, got faster sponsored links One egging next door, want some more? Raided by the feds They found all my meds Then I got caught dragging High on weed and drinking But I had my dad with me Dipsh** helped me block the streets [Dad:] It's teenage mentality Just doing what teenage boys do [Justin Bieber:] Dad forgot to mention [Dad:] Swag [Justin Bieber:] He's thirty-eight Beliebers, beliebe me I'm innocent Ha I just lied to you And I'm fine with it 'Cuz I don't understand a consequence It will be her first time Ooh yeah, yeah On JB's gross stache ride Feels so damn good Ooh yeah, yeah Like a porcupine [Girl:] You're a dick, kid [Justin Bieber:] Ooh no, no Just a codeine addict God I'm faded (Ooh yeah, yeah) Like that time on the plane cabin [Pilot:] Attention, attention Please stop smoking weed you two I cannot fly this jet Need oxygen [Justin Bieber:] f** you, my dad said it's cool [Justin Bieber:] I will keep on dancing Until we're romancing [Girl:] Nasty boy, I am pricey 1k to s** my b**bies [Dad:] Is there room for family? I wanna take our picture too [Girl:] Oh, by the way, Justin [Justin Bieber:] What, b**h? [Girl:] This was a sting [Justin Bieber:] Oh no no, oh no no This is bullsh** Let me go you a**holes I didn't do it I need to try to look like I'm innocent [Judge:] Stop making that stupid face inside my courtroom Since this is your first real crime [Justin Bieber:] Oh yeah, yeah [Judge:] I think I'll let you slide [Barack Obama:] Hold the damn phone [Justin Bieber:] Oh no, no [Barack Obama:] There's public outcry [Crowd:] Go home Justin! [Justin Bieber:] Hell no, no [Crowd:] We're tired of your antics! [Justin Bieber:] I might be busted Ooh yeah, yeah But I can still wreak havoc [Barack Obama:] Enough! Deporting this disease just won't cut it Justin needs to get his scrawny a** kicked [Justin Bieber:] Oh no no, oh no no You can't do this [Barack Obama:] Oh yes yes, oh yes yes I just did b**h! Take his Canadian a** away.