[Taylor Swift:] What's up people? Satan's back By now everybody knows that's me And now I've got a new hot man Saw his Vines and I thought Oh my God, look at his face Who cares if he's underage Time to ruin your life, babe [Nash Grier:] Wait, what? [Taylor Swift:] Nothing I'm not on Spotify To hear my album you'll have to pay It costs $13.99 Sold a million in a few days My God, I'm so rich Some people say I'm a greedy b**h Now I am painting his portrait [Nash Grier:] Can I please get up? [Taylor Swift:] Move and I'll slit your wrists I am the dark lord of evil One day soon I will rule the Earth But I got this cute new boyfriend And I gotta torture his a** first This is how I always do it I cast a sweet love spell And once they're in my web I become The girlfriend from hell There's a mean YouTube guy Who does song parodies about me I would like to see him die [Nash Grier:] Is Bart Baker the one you mean? [Taylor Swift:] That's right! Bart Baker! I'll crush him! That hater! [Nash Grier:] Then why did you copy him? [Taylor Swift:] Say what? [Nash Grier:] Have you read the comments on YouTube about this video? Fans say you stole his plot By acting nuts and psycho [Taylor Swift:] I've always been this way! [Nash Grier:] You are totally insane! [Taylor Swift:] What's wrong sweetheart? You look scared [Nash Grier:] Oh my God, you're the Devil! [Taylor Swift:] Your worst f**ing nightmare! My boyfriend found out I'm Satan It happens every single time There's no chance of him escaping So don't you even try! Now I'm gonna stab his painting And cut holes in his clothes Next step is to k** you, baby! [Nash Grier:] Dating Satan blows! [Taylor Swift:] It's time for you to be tortured Then you'll be sacrificed Who are you? [Pope Francis:] Pope Francis And by the power of Christ I cast you out unclean spirit Leave her forevermore I command you to be gone in The name of the Lord [Lorde:] Did somebody call me? I think I heard my name I was next door recording A new song for the Hunger Games [Pope Francis:] We're performing an exorcism! [Taylor Swift:] Your mom s**s co*ks in Hell! [Pope Francis:] The power of Christ compels you Demon be expelled!