Bart Baker - All About That Ba** Parody lyrics

Because this song's all about being big, s** a dick thin people If you are super thin super thin you're evil This catchy tune's message should have been we're equal But it shames thin women, thin women Yeah it's kind of clear I like to eat food But I can write big hit songs and I can sing em too I see these skinny girls that get super famous So I say hey why not Meghan Trainor? I talk like I am black even though I am white I lived in the suburbs I've had a perfect life Still there's one thing bugs me I don't know why But when I see good-looking skinny people I think they should die Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about your size But when I see thin women I want to gouge out their eyes Gouge out their eyeballs Gouge out their eyeballs When I hear Gwyneth Paltrow say oh my god I feel so fat I want to beat in her pretty face with a baseball bat Woah! Now all five of us will do this dumb dance this dumb dance We're dancing. These girls need haircuts bad really bad We can't see Meghan give me a chance just one chance to rest please I hired you to dance damn it dance! I'm bringing booty back Booty never left that statement is trash! Wow, I'm just playing, don't hate me cause I'm fat! You're actually normal. Every inch of you is perfect, stop acting like a victim! Yeah my mama she told me that being big is s**y And that it turns on men which totally validates me Makes me feel pretty, makes me feel pretty I thought this song was supposed to be bout loving you for you It is Then why are you basing you self worth off of pleasing dudes? Now let me reiterate it again if you're thin you're a b**h That's totally not true and completely mindless I'm actually on my way to help the homeless Nice try but that can't be you're skinny Meghan your single “All About That Ba**” is a hit! It's platinum! It's time to lose some weight for your next pop anthem. But I'm about that ba** and that means I'm curvy That's why everyone like bout this song. Now Meghan do you wanna be a star or a one-hit wonder? If you don't lose some weight that would be a blunder To help you get in shape we've brought in a trainer It's time to get you ripped! Let's do this! Burn The Ba**! Hi, I'm Tony Horton creator of P90X and I got a brand new program for slightly over weight pop stars to go from Ba** to Treble in just 90 seconds, it's called TREBLE90X – BURN THE BASS - BURN IT! I'm burning it! Louder now! Burn the Ba**! Yeah, your mama might of told you don't worry about your size but in this cut throat industry eh your mamma don't know sh**. Baby – nice! Oh that's s**y stuff right there. I used to be all about that ba** – bout that ba**, no treble. But now thanks to Treble90X I am so all about that Treble. I was just hating on skinny b**hes because I was jealous. Now I am one. It worked for Meghan and I know it will work for you too. So get off your pop star a** and call now. TREBLE90X ONLY 16 PAYMENTS OF 39.99! CALL NOW! 1-555-POOP-FAT SIDE EFFECTS OF TREBLE90X MAY INCLUDE PENILE HEMMOROIDS, VAGINAL FATIGUE, AND MOST CASES DEATH. TO order your copy of TREBLE90X call 1-555-POOP-FAT that's 1-555 P.O.O.P. F.A.T. Make sure to consult your closest physician if you experience any signs of uncontrollable pooping, sneezing, wheezing, rashing, heaving, dancing, prancing whining, or singing crappy self righteous pop songs about random sh** you think about while sitting at home on a Saturday night. I KNOW YOU WANNA BURN THE BASS – COME ON NOW!