Bart Baker - Wrecking Ball Parody lyrics

Remember when I was a ten and did not look like a guy My hair was long, I had clothes on But now I get nude and cry Since the VMA’s all the people say I am a total skank Grinded Robin Thicke made the whole crowd sick Especially the Smith’s I’m basically a wrecking ball for the youth of America All I want is to brainwash them all with my ma**ive nipples under my tee We must be like Miley Now watch me ride a ball and try to make a seductive face But creepily I totally look just like Nicholas Cage Time for me to lick this hammer like it’s a big metal pen1s I’ll lick anything for more attention this condom looks delish I’ve been looking for this, put some god damn clothes on. You sicko! sponsored links I’m naked on a wrecking ball showing off my pale b**bs and bu*t Now I’m dry humping a broken wall I went to Disney to twerk crazed and skanky I need to get therapy Excuse me I’m here for the p0rn Bend over girl let’s make this quick What do you mean? This is not p0rn Then why the hell are you naked? Because I’m a wannabe who*e who s*uts it up to get more views. So that means we don’t have to screw? “THANK GOD!” Excuse me! You are too dirty for Ron Jeremy. Sorry sweetie it’s true. I ruined a beautiful song with a disgusting video. OK, this has gone on way too long. You, need to get off our – our construction site. How do you expect us to work with a crazy anorexic chick swinging naked from our equipment. And licking and humping everything she sees. Sorry, but I’m not leaving. Oh, no, now she’s t**ng. Dear, god, just k** us now please! Thank’s Liam. Believe me, it was my pleasure.