Bart Baker - Royals Parody lyrics

I look like I took way too much Xanax I have pubic hair on my head. I’m so boring but I act like this on purpose so rebellious teens can relate to me And even though this song is a huge hit and had great potential I made a vid that is painfully dull I don’t care you can’t tell but I just shat my jeans And now I’m gonna list stuff that I think all rich black people love Gold teeth, Cristal, and going to the club Aw hell no! You might as well say fried chicken also! Yes my lyrics seem racist. (Racist) But I don’t give a f** hip hop culture totally s**s Guys stop beating each other up But this vid is so awful (awful) and we live in poverty, please just k** me! No me! No me! sponsored links No me! Calm down guys watch some TV. Seriously! We don’t have f**in cable! All of my animals are dead. (Couldn't take it. You were 2 scary.) They k**ed themselves because I am a zombie. And every one who says I’m racist I swear that I’m not. I just live with skinheads And now I’m gonna say more random luxurious stuff I hate Running water, a** hygiene, and first aid I don’t care. I’m not getting tetan*s in my dreams. Even though this song hit number one and I have tons of cash I would rather pretend I need food stamps You fake b**h now how the hell am I supposed to eat? All rich people can s** it. (s** it) I am such a hypocrite even though now I am loaded. I’m gonna act impoverished Play this sh** on repeat (repeat) If you want to hate me and maybe you’ll see (you’ll see) (you’ll see) (you’ll see) how terrible I can be [Director] God Damn It! Cut! That’s the fifth pair of guys that k**ed themselves before we can finish this boring video. [Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O'Connor] You know what! Screw this, give me my god damn crystal and j**elry, I am done. Philippe call my Maybach driver and arrange the private jet, I’m going to Barbados to clear my head. Get me out of here, kiss my a** peasants. Materialistic b**h! [Bart Baker] Yo, guys, thanks for watching my Royals parody if you wanna see the rest of my awesome parodies, click this box right here. Special thanks to Alex, John and Steve-O and Page Kennedy for being in this video – check out their channels right off top, they are off the chain baby. For the winner of those Versace shades and those stripper high-heels their names are right here. Maddy_Strickler, ITSJUSTREANNE. Congratulations! This time we are giving away these boxing gloves from the video they are pre-off-the-chain, you can beat someone’s a** all you gotta do – brief chance to win, all you gotta so is follow me on Instagram, the link is in the description box – THAT’S NOT ALL! We are also giving away these awesome red ones as well, all you gotta do is follow me on Tweet to win these bad-boys. Winners will be announced at the end of my next parody, guess what? I just started using Vine so if you wanna follow me on there, just type in Bart Baker, I’m gonna make funny f**ed up videos – yeah 7 seconds, you can get this song on iTunes the link is right above my head. if you enjoyed this video hit that subscribe bu*ton. Until next time guys I need some more Xanax so I can turn back into my Lorde character, here you go, thank you very much, peace.