Bart Baker - Call Me Maybe Parody lyrics

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Bart Baker - Call Me Maybe Parody lyrics

[Carly] I'm watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard Wish you'd lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face. I love your black nappy hair, and those suits that you wear. I'm wearing your underwear that I stole from your place. [Carly] I'm a total psycho Spying through a window I'll k** that Michell hoe And take over as first lady [Carly] Hi, nice to met you I'm friggin crazy When I k** your wife You will marry me [Carly] Carly Rae Obama will be my new name I've been your stalker since your first campaign [Obama] Whoa I don't know you Your friggin crazy You look like a dude Your eyes are lazy And you need to stop stalking me Your pale skin and bangs are super creepy. [Carly] You might not realize it yet But we'll soon be having s** inside the Oval Office [Obama] Your totally insane [Carly] Maybe if I wash my car it will make your weenier hard. Please stop or I'm gonna barf, you look worse than McCain. [Carly] Now i'm gonna fall off of this cars wet hood top Oh my head hit a rock OMG it's really bloody [Carly] I snuck in your room while you were away And stole your boxers They smell good, don't they? [Obama] Get those damn boxers out of my face Or else I'll gonna call the C.I.A. [Carly] No! Please I love you! Just give me one taste. [Obama] Take one step closer and I'll scream rape Wait! Who the hell is that guy playing the ba**. [Carly] Oh that's Osama [Osama] My d**h was a fake. [Obama] When people fake losing their life it makes me look bad. How could you do that? This makes me so so mad. But secretly I've always liked your s**y beard and hat. Will you be my man Will you call me maybe?