Bart Baker - Lips Are Moving Parody lyrics

[Meghan Trainor:] My new single has The exact same beat as "All About That Ba**" had It's just a bit faster And this video's trash It is just a rehash Of the vid for that smash It's just not quite as good I feel dizzy from paint fume Can't he spray paint this in a different room Meghan this production wraps at noon So just sing your stupid tune They're doing these extreme close-ups of my lips It's guaranteed to make you squeamish These sets were made by a little kid That's why they look like sh** In my last song I attacked women with skinny thighs And mocked them for their size Now in this song I say all men ever do is lie [Guys in background:] You're not nice [Meghan:] This video Is just a commercial For this new HP tablet They gave me cash Millions of dollars To pretend I use this piece of sh** I didn't spend Much on production That's why this video looks so cheap My fame and success Might not last much longer So that cash I'm gonna keep To drive online traffic In key demographics We should use this tactic Fill this vid with webstars The fans are devoted They will promote it [People:] Wait a second hold it Is that why we're here Bart? [Meghan:] Every time a man makes a sound He's definitely lying Whoa! Hey! That's a generalization You're men so your both lying [Santa:] Meghan it's not fair to say that all men lie lie lie Some are naughty, some are nice Here's my naughty and nice list Some are good guys You're a man so you lie [Elf:] Santa is dead He was k**ed by Meghan But Christmas must still go on Since you k**ed him You must replace him Put on this Santa suit and be gone [Meghan:] I have a plan To get my revenge On all the stupid men and boys It's the perfect gift For everyone of them Much better than Christmas toys [Dad:] Well what do we have here Timmy, looks like you got a present from Santa Claus [Son:] Ooh gimme gimme.....What the f**? An HP? THAT ba*tard GOT ME AN HP. AH I WANTED AN iPad. CHRISTMAS IS RUINED [Dad:] Oh we are [Mom:] Really Brad, you got him an HP? [Dad:] I didn't get that OK? I- [Mom:] I want a divorce, merry Christmas a**hole [Dad:] Honey! No wait! I didn't do it! It wasn't me it was.. Who did get that?