Bart Baker - It's Thanksgiving (Nicole Westbrook parody) lyrics

Ya, it's Thanksgiving! A kid's favorite holiday! Good thing I have this calendar from the future with the wrong day. Oh oh oh! Oh oh oh! Oh oh oh! Oooh yeah! Oh oh oh! I'm alone. Where is my dad? Or mom? Here we go! I'm only eight and I just made a song that will take you, take you To a loaded gun to waste yourself ooo yea Ooooo yea I stole me these babies I look like a fat Usher (Usher) This kid will kiss me After we all get high on Red wine and roofies! Oh oh oh, this song's giving (It's givin') Ev-ery-one Reason to end their own life Oh oh oh, It's not "Friday" (Oh no) But it's produced by the same f**in' guy Who is now outside He's a pedophile Where's Chris Hansen? Let's pray we live Yo, It's Thanksgivin' givin' And our parents are all missin' (Come on girl) Nothing Is forbidden When you're with A pedo He's gonna give s** To you And you, and you Can't be hateful Gotta be grateful Gotta be grateful 'Cause he'll cut you Mashed potatoes on my on my Nipple I got groped He put roofies In our Cokes Gettin' high Havin' a good time We'll be laughing as we die It's our last Thanksgiving (Come on) Our parents are missing Turkey microphone! Oh oh oh, it's Thanksgiving (Thanksgiving) We we we are gonna hump a dark guy Oh oh oh, it's Thanksgiving (Oh yeah!) We we we are gonna probably die In the turkey AIDS! Mashed potatoes AIDS! We we we are gonna totally die In the turkey AIDS! Mashed potatoes AIDS! This Thanksgiving We got kidnapped