Bart Baker - FourFiveSeconds Parody lyrics

My jacket's open wide my b**bs are barely inside I look like I'm on crack that's Paul McCartney's back he's like eighty-seven they say he's a legend he's bout four five minutes from dyin but Kanye and I keep him drugged and smilin so he would do this dumb song all about wildin What the hell does that word even mean? Calm down Paul eat your pills Woke up and took a crap grabbed a mic and recorded that then threw turkey noises in back that's how I made this genius track Ye your dance moves are embarra**in They not half as bad as my singin Isn't it weird we're all wearing denim? No its not weird cos this vidio's s'posed to look like an old Gap ad Why is your face so drenched in sweat? Kanye you look live you've been swimmin You'd sweat too if you if you had a wife like Kim Kardashian What's that supposed to mean? Why'd you bring your step dad along? We thought this vid needed more women Wait! are you my mom now? b**hes this is my video and you ain't gon be in it! I wish they wouldn't fight they should control their rage Oh but you think it's alright to jump up at me onstage Yeah that's cuz you ain't no real artist I am a real artist Hell no! Only real artists is me and Beyonce Ya big head narcissist! I'm bout four five second from wildin You both have been saying that since the beginning this song has been going on for like 3 minutes so let's see it stop spitting this bullsh** and wild, pussies! That's it man You hit Paul's nurse and sent pills flying Quick put them in his mouth before he gets violent Too late why the hell am I on this set with Kanye West? You'll pay for drugging me up Kanye! I'm bout to wild out! Now thats how you really wild out Beetles style b**hes