Bart Baker - Elastic Heart Parody lyrics

Prepare to watch a vid so dumb You'll be so grateful when it's done Shia Lebeouf doesn't have much on He looks like a half naked dirty bum And this little blonde girl is such a freak With such an odd limber physique The whole thing's just them in a cage Doing this paedophile ballet "Hey creep, get away!" "I'm twelve, you're twenty-eight!" No-one's going to understand what this is They're gonna think we're geniuses! Your underwear's dirty and smells really putrid I'm method acting, that's my sh** Good god you're so disgusting! Sia, why aren't you in this thing? I don't appear in videos Or face the audience at shows Do you hate when folks watch you sing? No it's a pretentious art thing Besides, I'd rather people watch this You two dancing like idiots Hey! A mini- me but without b**bs And a creep whose beard looks like pubes This does not seem legal! This is art you a**hole! Who are you guys? We are the fbi! Put the twelve year old down now Shia You're under arrest for dancing with a young child Hands up right now paedophile! Don't arrest him, this was all my idea! Who the hell are you? I am Sia If this paedo video was made by you I guess we will arrest you too! There's no need to arrest me I tweeted an apology!