Bart Baker - b**h I'm Madonna Parody lyrics

Boooh! Madonna should quit Boooh! This song’s pure sh**. It’s child abuse for me to hear it. The name of this song is so pitiful and cla**less I thought it would make me seem hip to say the word b**h Why are you acting like a teen when you’re fifty six? Get off of me your breath smells like cigarettes and fish! I like to kiss boys and party You act like a teen wannabe! You are not young! This is getting embarra**ing! I act stupid I act young This grill makes me look so dumb. I should grow up and move on But I don’t wanna I asked all my famous buds to be in this like ‘Bad Blood’ nobody showed up bud duds like Rita Ora I’m Rita Ora (No your supposed to say my name!) Nah I ain’t gonna I want to stay hip so I did this song with Diplo I spent ten minutes on it that’s why it’s so wack yo The chorus breakdown I created with my bu*t hole Ate a burrito and then I grabbed a microphone This is the video’s best scene Cos Madonna’s not on the screen Just sock puppets On no she’s coming back again! I’m back. I wouldn’t have shown up to be in this if you paid me Ne–Neither would anyone else not Beyonce, Kanye or Katy They-they all filmed their cameos far away in different cities I was trying to copy ‘Bad Blood’ But you failed so damn bad it’s silly No one wants to appear in this vid with you It’s a flop on YouTube, despite lots of hype not many views. It’s cos the music sounds just like a mosquito farting on mic plus the idiotic lyrics, I really can’t stand to hear it! Everyone listen to me things here are not what they seem She’s not who she claims to be You are a liar! I am trapped in her body that’s why she is acting fourteen I am her and she is me I am Madonna! (What the hell is that horrible sound?) Bart Baker Madonna Nicki Minaj b**h I'm Madonna (Diplo) Bart Baker Madonna Nicki Minaj b**h I’m Madonna (Diplo) Oh, sorry. I thought recording myself power drilling a wall would make this beat even more tackier. OMG! I love it. No, get lost, Diplo. My bad. As I was saying, she pulled a freaky Friday on me, we switched brains and now all my credibility is ruined. All because of this childish song and video. You are in big trouble young lady. No! Don’t you run from me, hey! Come back here, young lady! But that tooth gap, yo!