Barstool Prophets - Hungry Joe lyrics

Hungry Joe? He died three years ago As for the circumstances For now it's best that you don't know Starved for attention He was always trying to find a fight But his demise was unconnected To this facet of his appetite He'd say Me (me big) Me Big (big man), Me Big Man Come on you want a piece of me man? Me (me big) Me Big (big man), Me Big Man Come and take me if you can. Hungry Joe lived in a dream Where he was "ladies' man supreme" As anyone will tell you if you ask Joe thought of his life more like a quest To prove to women he was best Though they didn't seem as eager towards the task He'd say Me (me big) Me Big (big man), Me Big Man Do you want to know how big I am? Me (me big) Me Big (big man), Me Big Man And as the cost Of a wager lost A young woman had the nerve to step up and say: You may or may not know Congratulations Joe This must be your lucky day Then she led him to a place Where she said they'd be alone And she coaxed him into showing something He had never shown Then she let her girlfriends in And they laughed and laughed And left him lying there Joe started chewing on his fingers Nervously gnawing on a knuckle Teething up his forearm Until he found a tender muscle So you see Joe was nicknamed "Hungry" Not for the life he lived alone But for the way in which they found him With teeth embedded in the bone He'd say: Me (me big) Me Big (big man), Me Big Man Tear off another piece if you can Me (me big) Me Big (big man), Me Big Man Come on you want a piece of me