Barry Michael - Meant to Turn You on Not Crack You Up lyrics

I meant to make you dinner but I burned the steak So I booked a restaurant but we got there late So we both had to settle for some curley fries Extra value menu at least it was super sized I meant to turn you on not crack you up I wish I knew just what it took to fill your loving cup I wanted to put my moves on ya but im fresh outta luck I meant to turn you on not crack you up I meant to light the candles when the curtains caught fire When I tried to put it out I tripped on some speaker wire I thought I'd make it better with a s**y dance When I did my one two step I ripped my pants I put my arm around you and poked you in the eye I went in for a kiss and my bad breath made you cry I turned down the bed and we were almost there Until you got a glance at my ole holy underwear