Barry Louis Polisar - I Lost My Pants lyrics

I lost my pants--has anybody seen them? I can't go anywhere until they return. I can't go back to school this way; I know they'll send me home; Being naked is my concern. My pants ran away while I was sound asleep; They slipped away so silently, they didn't make a peep. I wonder where they went to? I wish they'd come back soon. I want my slacks to walk right back and sit down in my room. This happens all the time--last week it was my gloves, After that my hat, then the jacket that I love. Dad won't help me look for them. You know what he said? "All your clothes are rumpled up and dumped beside your bed." I left them here just yesterday when I went to bed-- And here they are, I found them; just like my daddy said. Now finally I can do whatever I may choose. I can even go to school again....if I can find my shoes