Barry Louis Polisar - Don't Eat the Food That Is Sitting in Your Plate lyrics

Don't eat the food that is sitting on your plate But smear it in your ear and smush it in your face, Mash you mashed potatoes and stuff 'em down your pants, Wiggle 'em around a bit and do a little dance Pour your milk upon the floor and slip and slide around Slosh and splosh and giggle and roll around the ground bu*ter up a piece of bread and stick it in your shoe Pour your milk upon your head and on your neighbor, too Never eat your string beans or brussell sproiuts or bread But chomp and chew on chocolate and cherry pie instead Soon you'll feel so sick that you wan't wanna stand up The gurgle in your stomach will finally erupt Your teacher will not like you and your teeth will all turn gray And you will feel so sad that you ever heard me say Don't eat the food that is sitting on your plate But smear it in your ear and smush it in your face, Mash you mashed potatoes and stuff 'em down your pants, Wiggle 'em around a bit and do a little dance Pour your milk upon the floor and slip and slide around Slosh and splosh and giggle and roll around the ground bu*ter up a piece of bread and stick it in your shoe Pour your milk upon your head and on your neighbor, too