Barry Louis Polisar - If You've Got a Kid Who Complains All the Time lyrics

If you have a kid who complains all the time Hollers and pouts and cries and whines, Screams and stomps his feet all day Don't be angry, give him away Don't be angry, give him away Follow my advice and you will see, Things will be better than you'd ever believe You don't have to worry when he's immature Who needs understanding, this works for sure Who needs understanding, this works for sure If your little brother isn't very good And won't do a thing that a good boy should I've got a thing that'll set that right Lock him in a box and he's outta sight Lock him in a box and he's outta sight If you have a sister who's a nasty brat Don't tell her little girls shouldn't act like that My method is simple to understand Package her securely and ship her to Iran Package her securely and ship her to Iran