Barry Louis Polisar - The "I Eat Kids" Klezmer Polka lyrics

I always thought that cows looked prettier in a field Than on my plate at supper being served up as the meal. And though I do like hamburger, fried chicken or a steak, I prefer my chickens cackling to fried, cooked or baked. I stopped eating animals and I'm glad I finally did; But I get my protein 'cause I eat kids. It used to be a problem just eating rice and beans And I think you probably know exactly what I mean. And I never really knew if I was eating all I should But I don't have that problem know and it feels pretty good I stopped eating animals and I'm glad I finally did; But I get my protein 'cause I eat kids. So its goodbye veal marsala, goodbye leg of lamb, Hello Michael, Sarah, Mark and Pam. I won't eat chicken and I won't eat a cow; I don't eat animals, I eat children now. I stopped eating animals and I'm glad I finally did; But I get my protein 'cause I eat kids