Barry Louis Polisar - Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed It in His Armpit lyrics

Stanley stole my shoelace and rubbed it in his armpit And that's not all you know what else he did? He took my mashed potatoes and he lumped 'em on his spoon Then he threw 'em cross the room. He's a rotten kid He never does his homework; I've never seen him read He always takes my book bag and says its his I know he is lying when he says he's smarter Than me or my father, I don't think he is Then he grabbed my pencil and swallowed it whole So I filled his lunch box up with salt And that's the reason I was sent to the office As you can see it wasn't my fault