Barry Louis Polisar - A Sick Song lyrics

I got snot, I got phlegm, I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them: I sit still, I get rest, I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed. I eat soup, I sip tea, I'm taking vitamin C but it doesn't help me. I still sniff, I still sneeze, I'm coughin' pretty often and I also wheeze. I got snot, I got phlegm, I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them: I sit still, I get rest, I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed. I can't sing, I can't talk. I'm so busy, but I'm dizzy, can't even walk. I'm a mess...I guess. My head is hot, got congestion in my chest. I got snot, I got phlegm, I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them: I sit still, I get rest, I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed. Listen please! I'm diseased. It's no thrill being ill. I can hardly breathe. I need a doctor. I'll take a vet. I need a shot and a pot and don't forget: I got snot, I got phlegm, I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them: I sit still, I get rest, I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed. I'm so weak. I can't speak. I need a cure for sure or I'll be sick a week. I've got aches. I've got pains. I'm bloated and coated with spots and stains. I got snot, I got phlegm, I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them: I sit still, I get rest, I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed. I've thrown up. I'm so frail. I'd try to stand up but I know I'd fail. My eyes water, my ears ring. I'm out of breath, close to d**h and weakening. I got snot, I got phlegm, I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them: I sit still, I get rest, I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed