Step right up, hurry, hurry Before the show begins, my friends Stand in line, get your tickets I hope you will attend It'll only cost you fifty cents to see What life has done to those like you and me See the man with the broken heart You'll see that he is sad He's hurt so bad (So bad, so bad) See the girl who has lost the only love she's ever had There's got to be no sadder show to see No doubt about it, satisfaction's guaranteed So let the side show begin Hurry, hurry, step right on in Can't afford to pa** it by Guaranteed to make you cry Let the side show begin Hurry, hurry, step right on in Can't afford to pa** it by Guaranteed to make you cry See the man who's been cryin' for a million years So many tears (So many tears) See the girl who's collectin' broken hearts for souvenirs It's more exciting than a one man band The saddest little show in all the land So let the side show begin Hurry, hurry, step right on in Can't afford to pa** it by Guaranteed to make you cry Let the side show begin Hurry, hurry, step right on in Can't afford to pa** it by Guaranteed to make you cry So let the side show begin Hurry, hurry, step right on in Can't afford to pa** it by Guaranteed to make you cry Let the side show begin Hurry, hurry, step right on in Can't afford to pa** it by Guaranteed to make you cry Let the side show begin Hurry, hurry, step right on in