You're here and I'm here to suffer in the cause of art I chose you out of the crowd to screen test all the part No crack, the All Blacks are with us on your Mum's settee They ain't got nothing to do with you and/or me Oh come on Sam, come on Sam If you're an operator Bring on the aligators Bring on the aligators Bring on the aligators If Salvador was here he'd think it was his birthday Cold out, I sold out, it breaks me heart to see you down Just don't go screwing me up (or down or round and round) Cracked up, we packed up, I couldn't stand the atmosphere I told you to never bring your relatives in here Oh come on Sam, come on Sam If you're an operator Bring on the aligators Bring on the aligators Bring on the aligators Have another pill to aid your concentration 1 2 3 4... 1 2 3 4 (in Polish) I'm crucial, so crucial, waiting for the phone to ring You led me to understand you'd stop this happening Tough dear, I still hear you screaming in my wildest dreams I'm not sure it's healthy what you do behind those screens Oh come on Sam, come on Sam It ain't no good stealing other peoples' nightmares If Salvador was here he'd think it was his birthday Ain't no good writing letters to the Pope Bring on the aligators Bring on the aligators Bring on the aligators Bring on the aligators