I flew to the coast To play guest to her host In a scene too bizarre to believe She accused me of lies And she blackened my eyes When I told her that I had to leave She said it was a love tap But I felt the pain A love tap She'll do it again Oh I feel like a mess And she's torn up her dress Now we must change our violent ways She scratched at my face Put my nose out of place Now I'm stumbling around in a dale She said it was a love tap But it hurt so bad A love tap It made me sad She said it was a love tap And I wonder why A love tap It made me cry What will become of this love Yeah