Clip clop clippity clop The horsey plods along Clip clop clippity clop The horsey sings his song When I was a little boy How I did my trains enjoy Then one day my horsey came Nothing's ever been the same Sometimes at the break of dawn Dew drops kiss the front yard lawn Horsey cooks me toast and eggs And cracks the shells between his legs My horsey took the family car Drove down to the corner bar Tried to drink a trough of beer Got so drunk that he couldn't steer I love you horsey What big eyes you have We take hula dancing cla** Horsey wears a skirt of gra** I'm so glad that he's my friend Eenie meenie miney mo Yeah