She was a Baptist He was a model She said she never had a drink but she's gonna drink the worm out the bottle Chugging on the jug of life He found Jesus She found her G-spot Is took her 21 years and a couple of beers to make the world stop Waiting for the end to come And they don't mind dying I'm just living on a perfect day Riding on a perfect wave Waiting for the end to come Enjoy your visit no one gets to stay Never let it slip away Waiting for the end to come She was straight edge, he was pre-med Found em ankles and ears in the backroom dancing with the dead heads s**ing on the breast of life With a shot gla**, chin strap, carburetor, mud flap Can't afford a chicken so you got to get a hooker in a hatch back Waiting for the end to come And it smells like Monday Ahh and I don't even care I want no d**h bed regrets So stop ringing that bell 'cause I'm not finished yet I'm just living on a perfect day Riding on a perfect wave Waiting for the end to come Enjoy your visit no one gets to stay Never let it slip away Waiting for the end to come