Bargain Music - Hell No lyrics

I was driving east from reno Know that I was denver bound So I stopped off in selena Wanted to take a look around I had zachary sitting next to me in the driver seat Said damn this world is beat Pull off here He said no man this place here looks sketchy This place was cool it was called cheetahs They had bushnells they had brauts Served me nachos with velveeta How can I tell you man I was shocked Give a little stretch and turned to survey around the room Hey bartender how about round three haha This ones on me I had to adjust my eyes in the dim light And I turned to my surprise this straight redneck looking girl said Hey man do you mind if I sit here Well I said hell no take off a load She had blue jeans cut so damn low Zach said hey she's yours josho I said darling how long have you lived here Ah shucks When I looked across the bar Seen fellas not feeling so right Figured she probably slept with most guys in this dive That don't matter it's just one night Then I said whoa when she asked me to dance And she smiled so devishly I only said yes cause the jukebox was playing Hank Green We were moving for a little bit The next song was sung by travis tritt And I said sh** man alright that's it It's time for another drink What do you think darling Sure Alright Serve em up son Well the night was getting spendy Already 75 dollars deep She said excuse me baby I gotta go to the restroom I'll meet you back at the bar And I thought well sh** man I gotta go to But I didn't know she wasn't a lady I didn't know she was a man I didn't know until she was standing just like I was in the can But I should have known Hey dog Ya beto Lets roll