Barenaked Ladies - Never Is Enough lyrics

What, am I to wake up suddenly and then enroll at the local college, earn me a degree and I could work weekends? If I've worked real hard I could mow your back yard I can go to Europe, travel with my friends I can blow a thousand deutsche marks to get drunk in a pub with some Australians Buy a giant backpack sew a flag on the back I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) I never want to do that stuff I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) You never have to do that stuff I never had to spend a summer planting trees I never worked my way through a forest inch by inch doubled over on my hands and knees I never spent a single day in retail telling people what they want to hear telling people anything to make a sale Eating in the food court with the old and the bored I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) I never want to do that stuff I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) You never have to do that stuff The worlds your oyster shell But what's that funny smell You eat the bivalve anyway you're sick with salmonella You get your Ph.D How happy you will be When you get a job at Wendy's And are honored with employee of the month I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) I never want to do that stuff I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) You never have to do that stuff